For ACCA students

For ACCA students

Ques: prove that 2/10=2.

Normal colege sutdnt insist question is "out of slaybus" or incorect but CA stdnt nevr know wht is corect answer, he always thnk we are CA stdnt and we should thnk difrnt and invent new miracles so CA student wil solve dis example as below:

2=two
10=ten, therefore
= two/ten
= cancel (t)
= wo/en

W=23
O=15
E=5
N=14,

therefore

w+o=23+15=38
& e+n=5+14=19

Therefore

wo/en = 38/19 = 2

Hence proved!!!

For Charted Acountants it doesn't matter answer kya hy, they say "answer kya laana hy yeh bata humain??

"ACCA" ROCKS

Typical student

Enjoying in burning hotness- thats my vcations.

Shivering with fear of result- thats my winter.

Have empty pockets with Ideas for pakistan tour-thats my passion.

Thinking to make long long calls to all my friends, but balance Rs 3.43-still thats my love for friends.

Want to study whn nothing is to study- thats my love for books.

Who m I?

"Typical student" ;)

If you rearrange these letters

Amazing:-
If you rearrange these letters it gives the same meaning...

Dormitory = Dirty Room

Astronomer = Moon starer

The eyes = They see

Election Results = Lies lets recount

Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler

Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one..

High level confidnce

Teacher 2 student: If u tel me, where is GOD, i'll reward u 100 rupees

Student : n If u tell me where GOD is not, i'll reward u 200 rupees
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LAW OF

LAW OF TELEPHONE:

When u dial a wrong number,u never get a busy tone.

LAW OF WORKSHOP:

Any tool when dropped, will roll to least accessable corner.

LAW OF TRAFFIC:

If u change lane, the one u were in will start moving faster.

LAW OF ENCOUNTER:

Probability of meeting someone u know increases when u r with someone u dont want to be seen with.

LAW OF LOGICAL ARGUMENT:

Anything is possible if u dont know what u r talking about...


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Legendary Wimbeldon Tennis player

Arthur,
A Legendary Wimbeldon Tennis player,

was dying of AIDS which he got due to Infected Blood he received during a Heart Surgery.
Once he was asked:
why did GOD choose you for such a bad disease?
Arthur rplied:
From the world over 50 million children start playing Tennis,
1 million learn to play it,
50,000 learn Professional Tennis,
20,000 come to the Circuit,
5000 reach the Grand Slam,
50 reach Wimbledon,
4 to Semi Finals,
and 2 to the Finals,
And only 1 wins,

when I was that only ONE
and I was holding the Cup, I never asked GOD:
"Why me?"
so why now...?

8 best moments in life

8 best moments in life

1>
Giving the 1st salary to ur parents.

2>
Thinking your love with tears.

3>
Looking old photos & smiling.

4>
A sweet & emotional chat with friends

5>
Holding hands with your loved ones for a walk.

6>
Getting a hug from one who cares you.

7>
1st kiss to your child when he /she is born.

8>
The moments when your eyes are filled with tears after a big laugh.

Wish u all such gr8 moments!

Have a wonderful life! :-D

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and
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But there r few people who give u

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